3.28.19, 4:30am, about 52* and clear
PAX: Sludge, Buckner, Moist (Q)
YHC arrived a little early, to re-scout site and drop coupons. Also, because I didn’t sleep well out of fear of what may happen if I overslept and failed to show up!!
Disclaimer
Count off
The Thang
A very Moist Dance Party
Warm-up: A short Mosey around the park, SSH x 15c, High Knees x 15c
A brief overview of how this dance party would work – AMRAP to songs with 1 minute intervals of exercises.
Play me something Mr. DJ and he brought the sound. Song list included for your listening and work pleasure. Don’t judge me on these song choices, my little 2 approved!!
Let’s Get it Started (Black Eyed Peas) – Burpees and Plank Jacks
Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne) – Alabama Ass Kickers and the Cupid Shuffle
Up Down (Morgan Wallen) – Dodo Bird w/a dose of Wonder Bra and a side of squat curls w/coupons
DJ Turn it Up (Yellow Claw) – Ascending Testicles on set of steps (now one of my top 3 favorites)
Eye of the Tiger (Survivor) – My gonna happen when I Q exercise – Mike Tyson’s and Sweat Angels
We are the Champions (Queen) – It’s not over yet – Freddie Mecury’s and Merkins
Bulletproof (Godsmack) – Chicken Peckers and Hairy Rockettes
Whatever it Takes (Imagine Dragons) – Imperial Walkers, Prison Squats, and American Hammers
A round of Mary to cool down – Flutter Kicks x 10 (Buckner), Jane Fonda’s x 10 (Sludge), American hammers x 10 (Moist)
COT
Count off, Evidence of Presence (EOP video)
Announcements – Tunnel to Tower Run Saturday, Smack talk about MIA PAX
Prayer Requests – Buckner’s MIL about to start treatments for cancer, Boots (WYA)
BOM
1 Timothy 3:5 – look it up

