#PaulaAbdul – An Urban Shuffle

  • When: 08.13.19
  • QIC: PEW
  • The PAX: Buckner, Sludge, Pew

The PAX arrived ITG ready to meet #PaulaAbdul at #TheTitan.  YHC issued equipment to prevent low oxygen slow down.  (Painters tape will not adhere in this #GLOOM)  Work ensued in the nearest parking garage.

Conditions: 83 & humid

Disclaimer

Mosey to field

WARMUP

  • SSH x 20IC
  • WM x 20IC
  • TTT x 20IC
  • Imp Walkers x 20IC

Mosey to parking garage

Paula Abdul

  • Run 2 flights up and back down 1
    • 10 Burpees
  • Run 2 flights up and back down 1
    • 20 Merkins SC
  • Run 2 flights up and back down 1
    • 30 LBC SC
  • SWITCH
  • Run 2 flights down and back up 1
    • 40 Squats SC
  • Run 2 flights down and back up 1
    • 50 FK SC
  • Run 2 flights down and back up 1
    • 60 Lunges SC
  • Run 2 flights down and back up 1
    • 70 CR (in stairwell)
  • Run 2 flights down and back up 1
    • 80 JF (40 each side)
  • Run 2 flights down and back up 1 (Outside)
    • 10 SC of each previous exercise
    • 10 MC = 90 total

Mosey back to flag

Out of time / No Mary

COT / Vide-O-rama

Announcements

Prayer Request

  • Buckner’s Dad – Anniversary of Step Mom’s passing is coming up
  • Sludge’s travel

BOM

 

The Titan’s Poker Table

  • When: 7.25.19
  • QIC: Pew
  • PAX: Buckner, Boots, and Pew

3PAX entered #TheTitan, sat down at the poker table, and anted up in the #GLOOM.  All 3PAX walked away with #Betterment.  With #Sludge DR, #SugarPants & #Stretcher on shift, the Trifecta continues.

Condition: 69 (won’t last, unfortunately)

The Thang:

Disclaimer

Mosey to center of field

WarmUp

  • SSHx20IC
  • TTTx20IC
  • WMx20IC

Mosey to corner #1

7 of Diamonds

  • Round #1 – Preview
    • Corner #1 – Burpees x 7 OYO
      • Run to Corner #2
    • Corner #2 – FK x 14 OYO
      • Run to Corner #3
    • Corner #3 – Merkins x 21 OYO
      • Run to Corner #4
    • Corner #4 – Squats x 28 OYO
      • Run to Corner #1
  • Round #2  – FK
    • Corner #1 – x14 OYO
      • Run to Corner #2
    • Corner #2 – x21 OYO
      • Run to Corner #3
    • Corner #3 – x28 OYO
      • Run to Corner #4
    • Corner #4 – x35 OYO
      • Run to Corner #1
  • Round #3 – Merkins
    • Corner #1 – x21 OYO
      • Run to Corner #2
    • Corner #2 – x28 OYO
      • Run to Corner #3
    • Corner #3 – x35 OYO
      • Run to Corner #4
    • Corner #4 – x42 OYO
      • Run to Corner #1
  • Round #4 – Squats
    • Corner #1 – x28 OYO
      • Run to Corner #2
    • Corner #2 – x35 OYO
      • Run to Corner #3
    • Corner #3 – x42 OYO
      • Run to Corner #4
    • Corner #4 – x49 OYO
      • Run to Corner #1
  • Round #5 – BC (Reverse count)
    • Corner #1 – x35 OYO
      • Run to Corner #2
    • Corner #2 – x28 OYO
      • Run to Corner #3
    • Corner #3 – x21 OYO
      • Run to Corner #4
    • Corner #4 – x14 OYO
      • Run to Corner #1
  • Round #6 – Lunge
    • Corner #1 – x28 OYO
      • Run to Corner #2
    • Corner #2 – x21 OYO
      • Run to Corner #3
    • Corner #3 – x14 OYO
      • YHC skipped the 4th corner…low oxygen, I guess but it should have been: Corner #4 – x7 OYO.  PAX were strangely silent.

Mosey to Blocks

  • Round #7 – Bonus Block Round
    • Tricep Ext x7 OYO
      • Run to corner and back
    • OHAP x14 OYO
      • Run to corner and back
    • CFTG x 21 OYO
      • Run to corner and back
    • Row x 28 OYO (14 each arm)

Mosey to flag for 3 mins of Mary

  • HD x 20IC
  • JF x 20IC (each side)

COT

  • VideoRama
  • Announcements
  • Prayer Requests
    • Sludge
    • Moist’s M – Melinda
    • Sugarpant’s back

BOM

Pew Returns w/Blocks

  • When: 6.29.19
  • QIC: PEW
  • THE PAX: Buckner, Boots, and Pew
  • Conditions: Terrible-HOT

YHC arrived after being on IR for over a week.  Coupons arrived.  PAX sighed a huge relief.  Work ensued.

Disclaimer

The Thang:

Mosey around AO

  • COP
    • SSH x 20IC
    • TTT x 20IC
    • WM x 20IC
    • LBAC x 20IC
    • OHAC x 20IC
    • SC x 20IC
    • CDD x 20IC
    • Dips x 20IC
    • Merkins X 10IC
  • Mosey to block pile
    • CFTG x 20IC w/block
    • OHAP x 20IC w/block
    • Tricep Ext. x 20IC w/block
    • Shoulder Pull x 20 OYO w/block
  • Elevens
    • Burpees
    • MH
  • Mary
    • FK x 20IC
    • JF x 20IC
    • LBC x 10IC
    • HP X 1Min.
  • COT
    • VideoRama
    • Announcements
      • Couch to Crawfish Relay Challenge
      • Each PAX challenged to recruit an FNG
    • Prayer Request
      • Westminster
      • Sugarpant’s back
  • BOM

 

 

A Wienke Free Beatdown Offers Less Calories

YHC had the first of the season beach appearance in LA recently and barely escaped harpooning.  Immediate thought was, “The amount of blubber must be aluring to the business man!”  Thus, calorie-free beatdowns must be where it’s at!

  • When: 04.30.2019
  • QIC: Pew
  • The PAX: BarneyFife, Boots, Buckner, Sludge, Pew

Conditions: 65 and misty/sprinklerish

Disclaimer

The Thang:

  • Mosey around field, then to center
  • Warmup
    • 20xSSH IC
    • 20xTTT IC
    • 20xWM IC
    • 20xLBAC IC (frontwerds and backerds)
    • 20xOHAC IC
    • 20xSC IC
    • 20xMerkins IC
    • 20xLBC IC
  • Mosey to corner
  • 4Corners
    • Station 1 – 20xBC OYO 4Count
    • Run
    • Station 2 – 40xHD OYO 4Count
    • BearCrawl
    • Station 3 – 60xJF OYO 4Count each side
    • Run
    • Station 4 – 80xFK OYO 4Count
    • BearCrawl
  • Mosey to Mobile Convention Center Stairs
    • 10C breather from BarneyFife
    • 20xMerkins SC OYO
    • Run up the stairs
    • 30xPJ SC OYO
    • Run to other set of stairs
    • 40xMC SC OYO
    • Run down stairs
    • 50xPeterParkers SC OYO
  • Mosey back around stairs and to the water
    • PUNISHMENT – 20 Merkins for PAX walking
    • DIPS – 1Min AMRAP
  • Mosey back to Flag
  • MARY
    • 10xAH IC
    • 10xLBC SLOW IC
  • COT
  • BOM

TheTitan #ALARM

  • When: 4.18.19 Maundy Thursday
  • QIC: Pew
  • The PAX: Sludge, BarneyFife, Buckner, Boots, Pew

5 PAX approached TheTitan in silence.  At the roar of YHC, each PAX withdrew their sword combining together a thunderous commotion that rivaled LION-O’s ThunderCats call:

Conditions: Windy (caused by the commotion of the PAX) 70ish

Disclaimer: Count-off while moseying

The Thang:

Mosey to center of field

  • SSH X 20IC
  • TTT X 20IC
  • WM X 20IC
  • IW X 20IC
  • LBAC X 20IC (20 EACH WAY)
  • OHAC X 20IC
  • Merkins x 20IC
  • LBC X 20IC

Mumblechatter from Barneyfife about gravity and his frustration with it

  • Squats X 20IC
  • FK X 20IC
  • HD X 20IC
  • FK X 20IC

Mosey to BLOCKS

ALARM #1

  • CFTG w/Block x 20 OYO
  • Lunge w/Block x 20 Each Leg OYO
  • LBC wBlock x 20
  • Karaoke w/Block – 50 yards
  • Incline Merkins x 20 OYO

ALARM #2

  • Shoulder Press w/Block x 20 OYO
  • Squat w/Block x 20 OYO
  • American Hammer w/Block x 20 OYO
  • Run backwards w/Block to original spot
  • Decline Merkins x 20 OYO

ALARM #3

  • Tricep Xs w/Block x 20 OYO
  • Squat Jumps w/Block x 20 OYO
  • Outlaw w/out Block x 20 IC (each direction)
  • Sprint w/Block 50 yards
  • BlockOFire (circle up IC 1-Lap)

Mosey to Jester closest to parking lot (Government St.)

  • Modified Cooper
    • 10 Burpees
    • 10 Squats
    • 10 Merkins

Mosey to Flag

  • Mary
    • Jane Fonda x 20IC (each side)
    • HD x 20IC
    • FK X 20 IC
    • BC X 20 IC
    • FM X 20 IC

COT

  • Countoff
  • Video-Rama
  • Announcement:
    • YHC suggested a 3F that addresses the mission of F3 “to reinvigorate male community leadership” by supporting dads who have decided to stick with their baby’s mother.  This need is through the Women’s Resource Center.  You can read about what they offer for moms here: Earn While You Learn Parenting Classes
      • Women get support from other women but the men have to sit in class with the women.  WRC wants to add a fathers’ support group.  YHC suggest that we provide the men who can meet with these dads 1/week for 1/hour at the WRC office on Sage Ave.  Discussion will include what it takes to be a dad who sticks in there, Godly men characteristics, and fielding any questions they might have about enduring through this pregnancy with their baby’s mamma.
    • Maundy Thursday tonight at 7p @ http://www.wpcmobile.com
    • TClaps to #BarneyFife #GBOTW

Prayer Request

BOM

 

 

No Pain No Gain

24JAN2019
QIC: SugarPants
PAX: Sludge, Falco, Pew, BarneyFife, Buckner, Boots, Reboot

The PAX gathered in the gloom for another early morning time of enlightenment. Recognizing that every calorie burned makes you lighter, YHC decided to incorporate some cardio into the Winke. There was a surprise post from Falco of Birmingham AO. He was warmly welcomed and the party started.

Conditions: 31 and WINDY

Count-o-Rama

Disclaimer

Moseyed over to building for wind screen

Warm-o-rama:
Arm Circles x 15 IC
Overhead Claps x 15 IC
Flutter kicks x 15 IC
LBC x 15 IC

YHC proudly announced our first routine..

Bataan Death March!
• Around S. Jackson and back
• Doubled back a few times
• PAX expressed gratitude for easy start to workout

Gathered at corner of park with Weird Statues

4 Corners (sprints in-between)
1: Burpee x 10
2: Flutter kicks x 10
3: 4x4s x 10
4: Squat Jumps x 10
Finale: 21s

PAX went over on 21s (name withheld) so a punishment was in order

Moseyed to the Southern Border (wall)

Crazy Indian – 16 count

Moseyed to Stairs
• Merkins while waiting on crossing light

Stairs — 7s
Top: Aussie Burpee
Bottom: LBFCs (Little Baby Flutterkick Crunches)

Moseyed back to Flag
• Al Gores while waiting on crossing light

COP
Plank around the world ( down, left, down, right, back, recover )

COT

Count-o-Rama
Name-O-Rama
Announcements: Reboot travel, invite to Birmingham

Prayer requests: Reboot travel, Injuries in Birmingham

BOM

Quick search for Falco’s keys–found at windscreen

Spooky Channeling of a Post-Halloween 2018 Block Party

  • When: 11.01.2018
  • QIC: Pew
  • The PAX: Reboot, Boots, Plunge, Sludge & Pew

5 PAX experienced the channeled blessing of this @F3LexSC Natan (@RangerF3) but YHC was just too inexperienced with the wienke to mimic the betterment.  However…lingering in the gloom was…drum roll, please…just enough Halloween hope leftover for @theAtlantis PAX to find the greatest treat of all: The Block.  The PAX were confused…assuming it was Christmas they inspected YHC in search of a belly full of jelly.  Upon closer inspection, and it was a bit difficult to determine…and quite awkward, I might add, for YHC, the PAX concluded that it wasn’t, in fact, Christmas, after all.  An @F3MobileAL roar erupted in the Gloom as it was concluded that the Great @F3LexSC Natan had showered us with channeled blessings of a block wienke!  The hour chimed and with the RangerSpirit the PAX conquered!

Conditions: 76 and Windy

The Thang:

Disclaimer and Count Off

Mosey to center of field

  • SSH x 15 IC
  • TTT x 15 IC
  • LBAC x 15 IC
  • WM x 15 IC
  • Imp Walkers x 15 IC

Mosey to Blocks

Elevens: (40mins)

  • Blockee
    • block crawl .5 of field
    • Lunge the other .5
  • Squat

Recover

Mosey to center

  • circle-o-blocks
    • Merkins IC (AMRAP)
  • FK x 30 IC
  • For @f3buckner
    • Jane Fonda x 30 LS IC
    • Jane Fonda x 30 RS IC

Return Blocks and Mosey to Flag

COT

BOM

Announcements:

  • 2nd F was a great success

Prayer Request:

  • Buckner’s family and M’s family
  • Boot’s family
  • Pew’s dad

 

 

 

Tumultuous Thursdays

When: 10/18/18

QIC: Pew

The PAX: (the TriPAXta) Buckner, Boots, & Pew

Conditions: 63 degrees w/slight pond breeze. It was noted that long pajamas will soon be needed.

YHC attempted a vol.2 due to the need to fire off some steam due to the recent beatings received by the Stros…at home, no less!  Buckner rolled with class as his mumblechatter only pertained to the wienke and not to the foul sox from the night before.

Disclaimer

The Thang:

Mosey to center of field:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Windmill x 20 IC
  • LBAC x 20 IC
  • TTT x 20 IC
  • Imp. Walkers x 20 IC
  • HT x 20 IC
  • Alt. ST x 20 IC
  • AH X 20 IC

Elevens

  • Step Ups
  • Incline Merkins

Wilt Chamberlain

  • 100 LBC OYO
  • Run 94ft.
  • 100 Squats OYO
  • Run 94ft.
  • 100 FK OYO
  • Run 94ft.
  • 100 Lunges OYO

Mosey to Wall

  • BTTW (1min)
  • Al Gore (1min)
  • Mosey across field
  • Plank (1min)

COT

Announcements:

  • Drive Thru Prayer @ Westminster today @ 4:30p
  • Fall Festival @ Westminster on Friday @5:30p

Prayer Request:

  • Buckner’s stepmom
  • Boot’s family
  • Pew’s dad
  • Picket family had loved one died from cancer, pray for family

BOM – Thanks was given to PAX for #POSTING to make Pew better.  Way to hold the line, men!

 

Terrible Tuesdays

When: Tue, Oct 16, 2018

QIC: Pew

The PAX: Sludge (R), Buckner, Boots, Reboot, Pew

Conditions: 400 degrees very muggy

4 PAX launched out into the GlOOM.  Somewhere in the darkness, Sludge appeared.  YHC is proud of these F3Mobile pioneers.  Most are fartsaking when these PAX are finishing BOM.  #HIMs #TCLAPS

Disclaimer 

The Thang:

Mosey to center of field

  • SSH X 20IC
  • TTT X 20IC
  • IMP. WALKERS X 20IC
  • LBAC X 20IC

SOP

  • Station #1 – 10Burpees, 20MC, 30Crunches OYO
  • Station #2 – 10Burpees, 20MC, 30Crunches, 40 CR OYO
  • Station #3 – Stairs
    • 10 Burpees OYO @ the bottom then up the stairs
    • 20 MC OYO @ the top then down the ramp
    • 30 Crunches OYO @ the bottom then up the stairs
    • 40 CR OYO @ the top then down the ramp
    • 50 FK OYO @ the bottom
  • Plank

The Rolling, Loud Movement of Steel Foiled YHC Wienke…PAX begged for punishment so YHC obliged Mobile/GC Style.

While we waited…

  • Slow Dips IC x10 Rinse and Repeat
  • Incline Merkins AMRAP
  • Al Gore x 1min

Mosey back to the battlefield

  • 4 corners UTU
    • 20 merkins
    • 20 BC
    • 5 Burpees
    • Bear crawl half of field / Lung the remaining until PAX reach the other corner Rinse and Repeat

COT

Video Count-o-rama & Name-o-rama

Announcements:

  1. Find FNGs
  2. Rinse and repeat

Prayer Request:

  1. Buckner’s Step Mom
  2. Sludge’s Daughter-in-law
  3. Pew’s Dad
  4. Reboot’s Travel

BOM

 

 

Locomotive and Hostile Sprays

2 PAX attacked the rumor of hurricane conditions in The Atlantis Gloom.  Sluffing off the cold stares of static jesters, YHC reeled in the PAX coming in hot.  An exchange of gloom greetings was in order, posted the shovel flag, who had succumbed to the fart sack at the last outing, and center field was taken.

Condition: 68 deg F w/a breeze off the pond

NO FNG’s nor disclaimer due to YHC (will correct the void)

The Thang:

Mosey to the center of the park (still sluffing off the glares of the jesters)

  • SSH x 20IC
  • TTT x 20IC
  • Imp. Walkers x 20IC
  • LBAC x 20IC

String of Pearls

  • (Legs) 1st stop – 10/20/10 Lunges, calf-raises, mountain climbers OYO
  • (Arms) 2nd stop – 10/20/10 Merkins, DIPS, CDD OYO
  • (ABS) 3rd stop – 10/20/10 HT, Crunches, AH OYO

Mosey back to the base of the first of many stairs.  PAX leaped over a locomotive that had inadvertently transgressed the path of THE ATLANTIS.

The Climb

  • Box Cutters @ bottom – 10 OYO
  • Calf-Raises @ middle – 20 OYO
  • Jane Fonda (L-side) @ top – 10 OYO

The PAX where ambushed by hostile sprays erupting from the ground.  Reminded YHC of when God watered the earth with a mist from the ground (Gen 2:6) so, the PAX considered it grace and accepted it as such.

The Decent

  • Jane Fonda (R-side) @ top – 10 OYO
  • Calf-Raises @ middle – 20 OYO
  • Hello Dollies – 10 OYO

Rinse and repeat: Conquered All Stairs around the Park

Time elapsed before YHC could call out the next stage of punishment: ELEVENS (MH/Burpees)

COT

Very fast Video Count-o-rama & Name-o-rama

Announcements:

  • Pleasantries and strong discussion about the weighty staring from the peanut gallery provided by the jesters.

Prayer Request:

  • Death Visors family
  • Buckner’s step-mom
  • Boot’s family
  • Hurricane victims

BOM, Prayer